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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 3:29 am
by Darling Nikki
ACCELERATE.QUEEN wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:31 am
how did they organize to make it number one on us and uk ??? does someone know?
iTunes means nothing these days
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 3:38 am
by Agugaga
Y’all do realize getting to #1 on iTunes is like 2k these days.

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 3:50 am
by KevinKardashian
Not even 100 000 3 hours after being out in US.
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 5:04 am
by Hocus Pocus
Funny how the media are using a very flattering pic of hers with John from maaaaaaaaaany years ago:
The people who have no idea how she looks now believe that this pic is new

i saw many of FB users saying how beautiful she looks now lol
ACCELERATE.QUEEN wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:31 am
how did they organize to make it number one on us and uk ??? does someone know?
The hype is real, why are you surprised? It will also do very well on streaming platforms. I am curious about the reception of the song on radio.
More bullshit stories by Elton John:
Britney was broken. I’ve been broken and it’s horrible’: Elton John on helping Britney Spears sing again
death @ sing again

he's just using her name to get another hit. He's desperate.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/ ... sing-again
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 5:04 am
by Erotica
Imagine being this embarrassing over iTunes #1. Only Knee fans. The way that creature has a dedicated Christina hate page... mental illness.

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 5:25 am
by Angelopoulopoulous
Hocus Pocus wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 5:04 am
Funny how the media are using a very flattering pic of hers with John from maaaaaaaaaany years ago:
The people who have no idea how she looks now believe that this pic is new

i saw many of FB users saying how beautiful she looks now lol
ACCELERATE.QUEEN wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:31 am
how did they organize to make it number one on us and uk ??? does someone know?
The hype is real, why are you surprised? It will also do very well on streaming platforms. I am curious about the reception of the song on radio.
More bullshit stories by Elton John:
Britney was broken. I’ve been broken and it’s horrible’: Elton John on helping Britney Spears sing again
death @ sing again

he's just using her name to get another hit. He's desperate.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/ ... sing-again
Yes, I have seen this pic used almost everywhere! There is a real push in the media for this song to be a hit. If it doesn't do well it will be embarrassing for them but the brittards will then blame Elton John.
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:06 am
by xtinafighter48
Despite her mental illnesses, she still has that nose for hit hunting.
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:08 am
by Erotica
Bookmarked
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:26 am
by KevinKardashian
227 000 views in 7 hours.
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:34 am
by Erotica
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:41 am
by Slayer4Xtina
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:42 am
by Angelopoulopoulous
Let me share these on twitter!

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 8:16 am
by rubenprez
No one should be surprised if the song is a hit. Elton John is a Legend, the song is already a classic, and we are talking Britney Spears. Who I don't consider a Legend but more like an Icon as a Dancer, Performer whatever in Pop music.
On top of that, all the craziness happening in her life, not releasing music in so many years, and blah blah
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 8:16 am
by Hocus Pocus
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 8:36 am
by Tommy_Tank
I always find it interesting that when it suits Britney’s narrative, she’s Madonna’s heir because she’s so musically gifted and in control of her career choices.
But then the narrative changes (from the same sources and fanbase) to “she’s fragile and being coerced and bullied as we need to look after her” when it suits the storyline they’re trying to push.
It’s like, which is it? Because it can’t be both. I understand that peoples lives and careers have seasons so it won’t be the same all the way through, but I’ve never known any other artist have their fans / management / PR flip flop their storylines so often.
Anyway, as far as the song goes, it’s cute. Better than the demo I heard. It’s not something I’ll add to a playlist but I can imagine radio playing this and people getting into it.
Does it show any growth? No
Is it going to set the world alight? No
But I suppose it doesn’t need to. It just has to put her music back into the publics conscious.
The test will be if she’s ever scheduled to perform it…
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 9:15 am
by Luis
Ok the actual song sounds kinda trash lol
I’m dying at the “closeeer closeeer closeeer” she does at the end.
And I kept imagining Elton saying BRITNEY SPEARS and nobody caring lol
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 9:17 am
by Luis
LMFAO complete control of what?
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 9:26 am
by Fico
Haven´t listened to it. Don´t want to, I refuse to give it even 1 stream.
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:13 am
by Hocus Pocus
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:31 am
by reasonwhy
How is the single doing?
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:15 pm
by JPI0414
sounds like she's singing Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:15 pm
by Addicted
reasonwhy wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:31 am
How is the single doing?
#1 in 40 countries on iTunes including the biggest music markets. Still waiting for streaming numbers, it's already #9 on Appple Music UK. Elton posted something on his socials saying that the song garnered over 1m streams worldwide in just a few hours after its release.
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:18 pm
by JPI0414
Of course Rob Sheffield is singing its praises. He even praises Britney Jean
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234582216/
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:38 pm
by Lotus
I hate her, horrible artist, horrible woman.
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:55 pm
by Addicted
What a great article. He should he promoted as Editor in Chief.

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:38 pm
by Jimmy
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:03 pm
by AgentX
That song is terrible! Anyone praising it is LYING
Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:07 pm
by Agugaga
Isn’t this the same Pussy hole cunt that said Britney’s version or “Tilt Ya Head Back” sounds better than Xtina’s? And then he said Britney’s version of “Telephone” sounds better than Beyonce/Gaga. You literally can’t make this shit up.

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:33 pm
by DevotionHURTS
Jimmy wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:38 pm
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:37 pm
by reasonwhy
How unfair it's that she's number one....
Dude, it's even a lack of respect for real artist who work hard. I guess even beyonce is not happy either.
I don't really see what people see in britney spears as a singer...