[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

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Melissa wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 1:04 pm I hope she is fully happy now. She has been through so so much.
I agree. After everything she's been through, she deserves a gay husband who makes her happy.
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Where is her friend lady caca?
How strange she didn't attend since she's an opportunistic bitch
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That dirty ass carpet lol 🤮
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X-mael wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:44 am It’s because of the filters or her teeth looks better now!?
There's improvement, but still not the same. She used to have one of the most beautiful smiles of all time. She should have never touched her mouth since her braces were removed, other than wearing her retainer and keeping her teeth healthy.
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AgentX wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 3:52 pm

That dirty ass carpet lol 🤮
Yikes.
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Erotica wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:16 am This is such a pr move, with all the celebrities, all the photos, and even a kiss with Madonna.
That's what i thought as well....it's sad!
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Erotica wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:33 am She makes Versace look like Walmart...

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Meanwhile...
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I guess there were no mirrors in her house when she was getting ready
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grrfrrtrr wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 4:50 pm
X-mael wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:44 am It’s because of the filters or her teeth looks better now!?
There's improvement, but still not the same. She used to have one of the most beautiful smiles of all time. She should have never touched her mouth since her braces were removed, other than wearing her retainer and keeping her teeth healthy.
That’s true, well I hope she can find the light as well and see Jesus, as she once said.
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There is nothing worse than a woman with a red neck and décolleté. Gross.
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Worst famous wedding ever
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Damn, not even a Versace gown can take the trailer trash out of her. Makeup a mess. Tracks showing. The damn choker.

All those random ass celebs and her sons nowhere in sight.
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Britney deserves some true happiness but she keeps taking Ls. Even her wedding is a PR mess. Get out of LA and make a life for yourself with all your millions girl. Tragic.
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I saw the Versace dress on Dontella's website and its beautiful but Britney somehow makes it look like Ru Paul season 2 runway mess. Would never be Xtina who serves in chaps and a bikini top. Sorry but it ain't it.
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are those tan lines or dress straps?
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She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
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Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Girl, she looks like she didn't even take a shower
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JPI0414 wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 6:11 pm I guess there were no mirrors in her house when she was getting ready
Her room is padded. So no mirrors.
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Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:

What is that pink thing coming out of her rectum? Is that a lovense vibrator? :barf:
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Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Are they having the party in her living room? :rip:

This has to be the saddest wedding ever. You can tell these celebs attended cuz they feel sorry for her not cuz they’re her friends.
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Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Wait. Is that hung Ansel Elgort in the top right corner? Oooh the groom gon’ get it. :permaban:
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SanelyInsane wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 4:17 am
Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Wait. Is that hung Ansel Elgort in the top right corner? Oooh the groom gon’ get it. :permaban:
Ansel is gay :susp:
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Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Ansel Elgort there… does she really want us to believe she actually knows any of these people? :rip: It’s like Sam’s publicist sent a chain email to all celebrities on the agency’s database to see who could make it.
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Anitta wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:31 am
Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Ansel Elgort there… does she really want us to believe she actually knows any of these people? :rip: It’s like Sam’s publicist sent a chain email to all celebrities on the agency’s database to see who could make it.

I literally thought the same. None of these people have ever evidenced any personal connection to Britney, apart from Paris (15 years ago) and Madonna (20 years ago), and now they’re all invited to her wedding… absurd.
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I feel Selena and Drew are there just because they are nice people and pity on her.
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Tommy_Tank wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:47 am I literally thought the same. None of these people have ever evidenced any personal connection to Britney, apart from Paris (15 years ago) and Madonna (20 years ago), and now they’re all invited to her wedding… absurd.
To be fair, there's no evidence she's had a personal connection with anyone for a long time so... Yay for new beginnings?

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Madonna took Britney for a concert on her 2008 Hard Candy Tour

and that is... i bet was a PR movement from her father, not sure.

Nothing is real :manshrug:

anyway this is very common on hollywood
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Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Methney looking like her true self, a crack whore.
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Lotus wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:09 am
SanelyInsane wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 4:17 am
Flame wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm Image

She couldn't brush her hair for once?? :ziggy:
Wait. Is that hung Ansel Elgort in the top right corner? Oooh the groom gon’ get it. :permaban:
Ansel is gay :susp:
Are you saying there is no such thing as a gay top? :susp:
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