[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

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Ana wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 9:37 pm I mean… many pop stars or female stars in general have posed naked. Including our girl Xtina. Whats everyone’s deal with Britney doing it?
Besides the ratty hair, racoon makeup, incomprehensible captions, poor taste and overall messiness? Honestly her whole Instagram is a trainwreck but the naked pictures are just the cherry on top. Very on brand.
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Ana wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 9:37 pm I mean… many pop stars or female stars in general have posed naked. Including our girl Xtina. Whats everyone’s deal with Britney doing it?

i think its something regarding "professional shoots" and "photoshop edition" :D

people like to see "beautiful photos" made on professional studios in order to feel themselves under the beauty parameters of magazines and shit like that

obviously they enjoy destroy britney natural and home-made photos

human nature
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BaeTine wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 3:06 pm
Tommy_Tank wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:56 pm
BotchedBody1 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:36 pm Who would have guessed her legacy would come to what it is :rip:
I’d say it’s dovetailed perfectly with the quality of her music.
I was going to say, the only people who didn't see this coming still don't see it, because they're all on her insta calling her ethereal and the best vocalist of her generation. :rip:
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The unmatched legend is coming back: Christina Aguilera
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BotchedBody1 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:36 pm Who would have guessed her legacy would come to what it is :rip:
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To be fair, most of her catalogue has NOT aged well at all. And most of her remaining fans are bitter bottoms so...
The unmatched legend is coming back: Christina Aguilera
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Ana wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 9:37 pm I mean… many pop stars or female stars in general have posed naked. Including our girl Xtina. Whats everyone’s deal with Britney doing it?
Sis don’t tell me you don’t see the difference :rip: you can’t be that dense
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At this point, she might as well open an Onlyfans to start paying for her boo's next set of dentures.

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Nottingham wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 5:47 pm
I’m almost certain this woman posts here.
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She just announced on IG that she miscarried
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JPI0414 wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 3:55 pm She just announced on IG that she miscarried
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Lol she was never pregnant.
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I’m sorry, but we called it.
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Hopefully it just wasnt a real pregnancy or the meth probably got it.
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Probably all that swinging and spinning...

Either way, she truly keeps losing.

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She will probably be mad Christina didn’t talk about her pregnancy.
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FAKE ASS BITCH

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X-mael wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 4:58 pm FAKE ASS BITCH

They are asking for privacy? Bollocks, they are going to milk it for public sympathy.
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X-mael wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 4:58 pm FAKE ASS BITCH

Baby No More Time :sealed:
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Jesus fucking Christ. What a mess. This was a lie all along. These people…
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Oh well, at least she still has her doll.

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Anything for publicity. That no-talent desperate boyfriend of hers is the biggest media whore of all time.
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Whether it was real or imaginary, that is one lucky motherfucking baby.

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I hope she goes on a rant supporting the overturning of Roe v Wade and uses her imaginary pregancy/miscarriage as justification to outlaw abortion. Time for Methney's true southern values to come popping out all over instagram.
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Cursetina always wins.
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Madam X wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:12 pm Cursetina always wins.
Omg yes to this
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Such an attention whore.
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Looks like Max was accepted to his school around the same time Britney's baby got accepted to Heaven.

You win some, you lose some(one).

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it was just a food baby
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I remember someone predicting this fake baby miscarriege lmao...
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Agugaga wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 5:33 pm
X-mael wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 4:58 pm FAKE ASS BITCH

Baby No More Time :sealed:
Nottingham wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 5:41 pm Oh well, at least she still has her doll.

BaeTine wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:04 pm Whether it was real or imaginary, that is one lucky motherfucking baby.

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Nottingham wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:31 pm Looks like Max was accepted to his school around the same time Britney's baby got accepted to Heaven.

You win some, you lose some(one).

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